Wednesday, 24 December 2008

MERRYCHRISTMASBURGER, HOLD THE SPROUTS!

Jokes, I love sprouts!

Here is a couple of designs I did for a lady named Jessica for her boyfriends Christmas present! He apparently FUCKING LOVES burgers! They are tattoo designs but she has put the blue arm version on a T-shirt to give to him. I hope he gets that one done! Her boyfriend is known only to me as 0800 STYLES, check him out, its awesome - http://www.myspace.com/0800styles

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Over Christmas I'm working shirt designs for PINK RIOT, a record sleeve for LAKES, and a EP cover AND tattoo design for LAURA WOLF!!!! (IT'S COMING LW I PROMISE!) So if anyone gives a hoot, look out for those in Jan 09!

Merry Christmas!!!

Thursday, 18 December 2008

Other!

Poster I did for Other

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Can't find any links but go, looks like an awesome night!

Been doing plenty more but most I can't show you 'till Jan 09! So until then have a awesome Christmas!!

Steve

P.S BYE THE ZINE! SEE LAST POST!

Friday, 5 December 2008

BE YOUR OWN FUCKING HOMIE - ZINE!

Edited on 9th Feb 2009:

The person who was supposed to be putting this out turned out to be totally unreliable so I'm putting it out myself (like I should have done in the first place!!!!!!!) hence the change of title.

20 pages cover to cover, all me, and it will cost you £2 inc p+p in uk

Order here: chaos_vs_cosmos@hotmail.co.uk

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Having finished this all off I'm now working on a couple of different things people have ordered specifically as Christmas presents for their loved ones! If anyone needs/would like anything like this doing, ASK NOW!!! Could be a tattoo design!!? A portrait!!? Anything!! Get in touch at above email address, I'll do it!!!!

Friday, 10 October 2008

UPSET CHAOS VS THE RHYTHM COSMOS PRESENT...



I was standing at the urinal at Bardens boudoir the other week, wondering, as I was weeing, what I would do for this poster. Then Luke from Upset the Rhythm/Hands on Heads walks in and puts his head in the sink and starts gargling water. So I said "Hey Luke, hows it going? What are you doing?" and he said "Hey Steve, cool" and then told me he had just had his wisdom teeth out and that food kept going in the holes!!! And then I told him, "THATS THE POSTER!!!" And so this is the poster. This is Luke. Its an ok poster. Its gonna be a brilliant show!

http://www.myspace.com/thecreepingnobodies
http://www.therebel.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/handsonheads

http://www.upsettherhythm.co.uk

Tuesday, 7 October 2008

SCRAMBLED EGG FOR BRAINS



http://www.myspace.com/powreviews

Right, going to play a Bromancer show with Charles Hayward now!! Bye!!

WORK IN BOOK (sorry, its 3am, I want to go to bed.)

BOOK!

I have had some posters included in a book just out, 'FLY BY NIGHT - THE NEW ART OF THE CLUB FLYER' published by Thames and Hudson. Its pretty nice, lots of good stuff which makes my stuff look bad!! But I have 4 or 5 posters in there, mostly old ones from black and white times, but I'm pleased.

£12.99 from all Waterstones, Foyles, as well as Amazon and futuristic places like that, but you should order it from your local bookshop and give it to someone who cares as a present!

Night night!

Tuesday, 16 September 2008

MORE HALITOSIS!

I might draw someone with really fresh breath next time.

Monday, 8 September 2008

LOVVERS + MALE BONDING + BROMANCER + SAD SHIELDS!

COME, THIS SHALL BE BRILLIANT.



That book on colours that 'go' is boring. Colour wheels are almost as boring!

http://www.myspace.com/letscommunicate
http://www.myspace.com/malebonding
http://www.myspace.com/bromancer
http://www.myspace.com/sadshields

Saturday, 6 September 2008

KEVIN SHEA / PETER EVANS 7"





http://www.myspace.com/kevinshea
http://www.myspace.com/peterevanstrumpet
http://www.myspace.com/krayonrecordings

PUTTIN' ON THE RITZ, one of Kevins many hundreds of amazing bands are playing at The Macbeth on Monday 8th Sept! Come, Go!

http://www.myspace.com/puttinontheritz

Thursday, 14 August 2008

WEASEL WALTER CD ARTWORK!

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Back


So pleased to have done this!! Weasel is doing the text for it, so I will put those up here when it is done.

http://www.myspace.com/weaselwalter
http://www.myspace.com/gafferrecords

Right I'm off to Ireland for a week, no computers, just fields and Mountains and Cows and Extra Golden and Born Against on my headphones. Woo-hoo! When I return, there will be loads more stuff, well two things! Bye!!

FROM CLUB TROPICANA TO CAUGHT COTTAGING WITH NOTHING INBETWEEN!

For Celebrity Love Crisis





http://www.myspace.com/celebritylovecrisiss

Monday, 4 August 2008

ABSOLUTE BASTARD TO DRAW!!

I have never had such trouble drawing someone before in my life! Everything about Trumps skull and face is fucking weird! But I got it in the end I think! This is the official poster for the forthcoming DONALD TRUMP AND THE PLANETS exhibition. My actual contribution to the show will be coming soon!



http://www.myspace.com/romanalaska

Tuesday, 15 July 2008

STINKY WOUNDS



I am now leaving to go see Harvey Milk at the Underworld! BYE!

Sunday, 13 July 2008

BLURRY PHOTOS FROM ACTUALITY

From Stolen exhibition the other week, by Rachael I think? Spot my shit!

I think there are a couple more photos of me standing and drunkenly pointing at my work, from my sister Diane, which I might put up once she uploads them and I can gauge how embarrassing they are on a scale of 1 to 11. They are most likely a 12 on this scale, which means you will never see them.







Friday, 6 June 2008

COUPLE O NU TING..........

For 'The Third Ear' in Bristol........



http://myspace.com/thethirdear

YOKO OH NO! Floppy disk artwork for COLOUR RIDE.......



In actuality it will be printed on orange card and wraped around the floppy, I will put photos in this spot here '*' when I have some!

http://www.myspace.com/powreviews

Thursday, 29 May 2008

THAMES AND HUDSON BOOK! 2 EXHIBITIONS!

HI!

No new drawings or the like to put up here just yet, working on lots of 'em though so look out for that...........

Just to let you (assuming you, or anyone else, is reading this) know what I have been up to, I have been 'well busy' and have some drawings and posters included in two exhibitions, see below, AND have a bunch of posters included in a book - 'Mine, Night Time, My Visual Diary of the New Art of the Club Flyer.' The book is published by Thames and Hudson and is due in September, the posters are oldish one as this has been on the cards for a good while and I haven't really told many people, but I am thrilled.

Exhibitions:

S T O L E N exhibition
Private view: 6pm Thursday 3rd July, 2008 (for 1 week)
The Aquarium L-13 Gallery, Farringdon

Other artists include: Mathew Sawyer, Billy Childish!!! James Cauty (KLF), Lets Wrestle, Jock Mooney, Harry Pie, Throwing Up In Comic Sans Fanzine and loads more.......

AND >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DONALD TRUMP AND THE PLANETS feat ROMAN ALASKA WORLD ENTERPRISES
6th Sept: LEEDS - 42 New Briggate Gallery.
30th Sept: LONDON - TBA.

Other artists include: Sexton Ming, Chloe Lum (Seripop!) Sophie Politovitz (The Rebel) Ben Wallers (The Rebel) Keeby AND Lawrence AND Tom of Cleckhuddersfax and tons more.

Perrrtty cool!!!

Steve

Thursday, 8 May 2008

EYES T- SHIRT DESIGNS!



And a slightly different version...........



http://www.myspace.com/iieyes

ON SAT 3RD MAY 2008 THIS REALLY HAPPENED.

My contribution to 'I Concur' zine to be given out at Pitchfork ATP! Full of art and other random things by tons of people! Look out for it!

Friday, 18 April 2008

CHAOS VS COSMOS PRESENTS........................

AIDS WOLF + THE REBEL + BROMANCER!
23rd May, Catch, 22 Kingsland rd!



www.myspace.com/aidswolf
www.aidswolf.net
www.therebel.co.uk
www.myspace.com/bromancer

This is going to be ace! If you're in London, you should come!

Thursday, 17 April 2008

Um..............hello?

DO AN INTRO!

Uhhhhh.........so......... here I am, here, on my new 'Blog.' Not that there was an old 'Blog.' This is the first. I don't really know what I am doing here, but its easier then making a website, something I can't do, or afford to pay someone to do, and people seem to think that it is more respectable then a myspace page or something...........and of course it is much more classy then a facebook group, both of which I have and am deeply ashamed of. I feel quite ashamed to be on here writing this also though so I guess the Internet is just shameful wherever you go.

CHAOS VS COSMOS is the name I do all my art under and also the name I use to promote shows (as in gigs) in London. I have no idea why I wrote this backward as the title of this place, it seemed like a great idea, I have realized that it was not a great idea, or even a good idea. My real name is Steve/StePHen vs Cosmos, depending on who you are. Its double barrel, I have no middle name.

I will be using this space here mainly to stick up my artwork, illustration, drawings, stuff. I will try my best not to write about my incredible hilarious cooool life and such things on here, I will try to keep it pro, although I might sometimes write about myself if I want, its my fucking blog! My friend Will told me recently.........fuck, now you know I have a friend called Will, it is already becoming one of those things. Well, he told me that I just do not censor myself enough, I say whatever comes into my head. This is NOT FUCKING TRUE! FUCK YOU WILL!

Ok, well, here is a bunch of stuff I have done recently and just before that. This will bring you up to speeed, there is much more old stuff on my myspace page, go there to look at shows I have coming up, but don't bother looking at the old stuff, its not that great. www.myspace.com/chaosVcosmos

FOR TWO DAYS IN STEREO FEST - GLASGOW


FOR AIDS WOLF TOUR OF ISRAEL


FOR PLEASE PLEASE YOU IN YORK


FOR KOOK! IN BRISTOL


FOR INVASION


FOR CRUSHING DEATH AND GRIEF IN CAMBRIDGE


A COLLABORATION WITH SHAKEEB - JOINT POSTER FOR A JOINT CHAOS VS COSMOS/JE NE SAY WOT SHOW! I DID THE LEFT SIDE, HE DID THE RIGHT.


FOR BROMANCER CASSETTE (MY BAND)


BROMANCER POSTER


FOR SHIT AND SHINE


CHAOS VS COSMOS SHOW - PRE


CHAOS VS COSMOS SHOW - WHITE MICE


CHAOS VS COSMOS SHOW - STARS OF THE LID


CHAOS VS COSMOS SHOW



HIRE ME TO DO STUFF FOR YOU! WHY NOT, YOU MAY AS WELL.

CONTACT: chaos_vs_cosmos@hotmail.co.uk
or www.myspace.com/chaosVcosmos

In keeping with the embarrassing nature of doing a blog, here is an incredibly embarrassing (and inaccurate) self portrait I did once in Jan of this year. The idea of doing a self portrait makes me want to kill myself even more then the idea of doing a blog!

It is from a photo taken by Cesca, I am adding that bit of credit in here because she phoned and gave out at me today because I didn't credit her, so, there you go!



Right! Thats quite a bit of shame expressed and out of the system so there will be not so much of that in the future!

How do you end a post on here?

UNTIL NEXT TIME, MINIONS.