BE YOUR OWN FUCKING HOMIE - ZINE!

Edited on 9th Feb 2009:

The person who was supposed to be putting this out turned out to be totally unreliable so I'm putting it out myself (like I should have done in the first place!!!!!!!) hence the change of title.

20 pages cover to cover, all me, and it will cost you £2 inc p+p in uk

Order here: chaos_vs_cosmos@hotmail.co.uk

Having finished this all off I'm now working on a couple of different things people have ordered specifically as Christmas presents for their loved ones! If anyone needs/would like anything like this doing, ASK NOW!!! Could be a tattoo design!!? A portrait!!? Anything!! Get in touch at above email address, I'll do it!!!!

UPSET CHAOS VS THE RHYTHM COSMOS PRESENT...

I was standing at the urinal at Bardens boudoir the other week, wondering, as I was weeing, what I would do for this poster. Then Luke from Upset the Rhythm/Hands on Heads walks in and puts his head in the sink and starts gargling water. So I said "Hey Luke, hows it going? What are you doing?" and he said "Hey Steve, cool" and then told me he had just had his wisdom teeth out and that food kept going in the holes!!! And then I told him, "THATS THE POSTER!!!" And so this is the poster. This is Luke. Its an ok poster. Its gonna be a brilliant show!

http://www.myspace.com/thecreepingnobodies
http://www.therebel.co.uk
http://www.myspace.com/handsonheads

http://www.upsettherhythm.co.uk

WORK IN BOOK (sorry, its 3am, I want to go to bed.)

BOOK!

I have had some posters included in a book just out, 'FLY BY NIGHT - THE NEW ART OF THE CLUB FLYER' published by Thames and Hudson. Its pretty nice, lots of good stuff which makes my stuff look bad!! But I have 4 or 5 posters in there, mostly old ones from black and white times, but I'm pleased.

£12.99 from all Waterstones, Foyles, as well as Amazon and futuristic places like that, but you should order it from your local bookshop and give it to someone who cares as a present!

Night night!

MORE HALITOSIS!

I might draw someone with really fresh breath next time.

FROM CLUB TROPICANA TO CAUGHT COTTAGING WITH NOTHING INBETWEEN!

For Celebrity Love Crisis

http://www.myspace.com/celebritylovecrisiss

ABSOLUTE BASTARD TO DRAW!!

I have never had such trouble drawing someone before in my life! Everything about Trumps skull and face is fucking weird! But I got it in the end I think! This is the official poster for the forthcoming DONALD TRUMP AND THE PLANETS exhibition. My actual contribution to the show will be coming soon!

http://www.myspace.com/romanalaska

THAMES AND HUDSON BOOK! 2 EXHIBITIONS!

HI!

No new drawings or the like to put up here just yet, working on lots of 'em though so look out for that...........

Just to let you (assuming you, or anyone else, is reading this) know what I have been up to, I have been 'well busy' and have some drawings and posters included in two exhibitions, see below, AND have a bunch of posters included in a book - 'Mine, Night Time, My Visual Diary of the New Art of the Club Flyer.' The book is published by Thames and Hudson and is due in September, the posters are oldish one as this has been on the cards for a good while and I haven't really told many people, but I am thrilled.

Exhibitions:

S T O L E N exhibition
Private view: 6pm Thursday 3rd July, 2008 (for 1 week)
The Aquarium L-13 Gallery, Farringdon

Other artists include: Mathew Sawyer, Billy Childish!!! James Cauty (KLF), Lets Wrestle, Jock Mooney, Harry Pie, Throwing Up In Comic Sans Fanzine and loads more.......

AND >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>>

DONALD TRUMP AND THE PLANETS feat ROMAN ALASKA WORLD ENTERPRISES
6th Sept: LEEDS - 42 New Briggate Gallery.
30th Sept: LONDON - TBA.

Other artists include: Sexton Ming, Chloe Lum (Seripop!) Sophie Politovitz (The Rebel) Ben Wallers (The Rebel) Keeby AND Lawrence AND Tom of Cleckhuddersfax and tons more.

Perrrtty cool!!!

Steve

Um..............hello?

DO AN INTRO!

Uhhhhh.........so......... here I am, here, on my new 'Blog.' Not that there was an old 'Blog.' This is the first. I don't really know what I am doing here, but its easier then making a website, something I can't do, or afford to pay someone to do, and people seem to think that it is more respectable then a myspace page or something...........and of course it is much more classy then a facebook group, both of which I have and am deeply ashamed of. I feel quite ashamed to be on here writing this also though so I guess the Internet is just shameful wherever you go.

CHAOS VS COSMOS is the name I do all my art under and also the name I use to promote shows (as in gigs) in London. My real name is Steve/StePHen vs Cosmos, depending on who you are. Its double barrel, I have no middle name.

I will be using this space here mainly to stick up my artwork, illustration, drawings, stuff. I will try my best not to write about my incredibly cool life on here, I will try to keep it PRO. My friend Will told me recently that I just do not censor myself enough, I say whatever comes into my head. FUCK YOU WILL.

HIRE ME TO DO STUFF FOR YOU! WHY NOT, YOU MAY AS WELL.

CONTACT: chaos_vs_cosmos@hotmail.co.uk
or www.myspace.com/chaosVcosmos